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Posted: 5/15/09 8:12:01am

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NBC has announced something about an epidemic that has been spreading around. Symptoms include dieing to environment and constantly fucking up rotations. They said they don't know if there is a cure for this horrific case of Cyleria that has been continuously spreading through out the nation. If anyone is found to have or may have been thought to come in contact with someone of this virus they are to contact fill a tube with ice cold water, stand in it and throw there computer in with them while it is plugged in. Please I urge you all to go and get checked out for this. There is no telling who will catch it next!!!!

I have included a picture of the worst case found to date:

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Posted: 5/15/09 8:56:50am

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i lol'd irl

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Posted: 5/15/09 2:56:53pm

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I missed the drama?

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Posted: 5/15/09 8:50:05pm

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ah 2009 yes!

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Posted: 5/16/09 6:04:29pm

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Mean.

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It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied...
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It's down, then up, then down again, like an Alzheimer's patient on a stair lift.

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Posted: 5/16/09 8:45:28pm

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Mean.

If you only knew....

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Posted: 5/19/09 7:10:33pm

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Im gonna kill you vat whenever i see you next ><....brutally kill you lol

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Posted: 7/7/09 1:31:35am

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haha

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Posted: 7/7/09 5:26:46am

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Is 'going AFK to move a car' more than once a night a symptom as well? :p

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Posted: 7/7/09 7:01:49am

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thats only the mild symptom's. The massive loss of flesh is the scarry part. They say it has a relative relation to the nerve agent Trioxin-9.

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Posted: 7/7/09 10:49:08am

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What is going on?

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Posted: 7/7/09 3:04:10pm

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What is going on?

Sad times my friend.... People around the world seem to be catching a fatal disease know as Cyleria. You been checked out recently for it?

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Posted: 7/7/09 3:23:03pm

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im not your friend pal.

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Posted: 7/7/09 3:40:53pm

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im not your friend pal.

I'm not your pal buddy

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Posted: 7/7/09 4:24:34pm

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I'm not your friend Pal.

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Posted: 7/7/09 4:50:50pm

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Seriously?

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Posted: 7/7/09 5:20:49pm

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no I love you.

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Posted: 7/7/09 6:10:37pm

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oh em gee guise. so... ive been moving my car every 20-30 min today. and i have this insatiable urge to invite my fam over to catch up because i havent seen them in like 5 years and every time i pug a raid in the worlds and the crafts and the war and things i find myself unable to stay at the compute for more than 10 minutes at a time

... what do i do i think im infected. has it started to show in my game play yet? have they found a cure?

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